Biographies

Age: 22.
Race: Human.
Sex: Male.
Occupation: Center of Attention.
First appearance: #0-01 - A Castle Falls
Speech color: In shades of blue.

The comic relief and star of the show. Turquoise is a green haired, blue-eyed son of the Blues family who always wears a 'turquoise-colored' shirt and lives in the Teal-Walled House. He is the primary owner of the house and has known Tyrule the longest out of all other characters (besides Tyrule's family).

Turq (also going by 'Tur' or 'T') is a simple-minded, yet occasionally wise, energetic, fun-loving ADD child in the form of a 22 year old. He mostly spends his time roaming the Teal-Walled House, playing outside, or annoying his best friend Tyrule.

Age: 21.
Race: Human.
Sex: Male.
Occupation: Writer.
First appearance: #0-01 - A Castle Falls
Speech color: In shades of purple and fuchsia.

The straight man. Being the only son of the Royal Orchid Family, he was destined to inherit the throne of Supreme Ruler. This, however, was discarded by his mother when Turquoise, in his first confrontation with Tyrule, accidentally destroyed Tyrule's only fortress which Tyrule was supposed to defend from any threat. Forever bitter towards Turquoise, Tyrule revealed to him that the fallen fortress was also his home and he needed a new place to live. Tyrule became Turq's first roommate.

Tyrule sometimes goes by the name Tyr, but prefers to be addressed to by his first name or even Mr. Orchid. He has (not a lot of) red hair and is well-known for having an artificial left eye. The fake eye is DeepPink while his biological eye color is Magenta.

Tyrule's favorite colors are purple and pink. He often spends his time writing in his diary, reading, or fighting with Turquoise. He considers himself a writer, and his experiences with Turquoise have inspired his 7th book - Through The Eyes of a Simpleton in Blue - which he is currently in the process of writing. Tyrule is a vegetarian.

Age: 15 (Adult age).
Race: Brown Bear.
Sex: Male.
Occupation: Land owner / tenure.
First appearance: #0-04 - Nature's Guardian

Speech color: The Bear does not utilize a speech box like other characters. Instead, his voice is represented by unboxed text (similar to just 'thoughts') in Brown shades (light backgrounds) or Yellow shades (dark backgrounds).

Turquoise's arch nemesis. The Bear is well known for maiming Turquoise usually in every scenario he is put in. He comes from Outside but often visits the Teal-Walled House.

Age: 24.
Race: Human.
Sex: Male.
Occupation: Being peculiar.
First appearance: #0-05 - Lost Man Teko
Speech color: In shades of red.

The stony-eyed, deadpan, quiet loner. Teko was found wandering alone Outside one day by Turquoise, who got to know him and invited him to stay at the Teal-Walled House when he realized Teko was homeless. Though his hair shape is similar to Turquoise's, he has no relation to Turquoise, Tyrule, or anyone else besides his brother Jacques.

Teko has pure red irises and pure red hair. He dresses in dark colors, usually dark red. He keeps to himself, so not much is known about him!

Age: 4 (Adult age).
Race: Grey wolf.
Sex: Male.
Occupation: Pack leader.
First appearance: #0-07 - Turq Goes Missing
Speech color: In shades of grey and bright yellow.

The leader of the wolf pack. He is more relaxed and sophisticated than the rest of the pack.

Age: 3 (Adult age).
Race: Black wolf.
Sex: Male.
Occupation: Pack defender.
First appearance: #0-07 - Turq Goes Missing
Speech color: In shades of dark steel blue and bright yellow.

Another member of the wolf pack and friend of Grey. Paul is known for his anger problems and taking them out on Brownie often.

Age: 3 (Adult age).
Race: Red wolf, Dingo, or may be just a mixed dog.
Sex: Male.
Occupation: Pack member.
First appearance: #0-07 - Turq Goes Missing
Speech color: In shades of brown and bright yellow.

The bottom member of the wolf pack. He is known for being loyal and taking orders, but is also an unwise and annoying wolf.

Age: 37.
Race: Bean.
Sex: Male.
Occupation: Evil Wizard.
First appearance: #0-09 - Maldoor
Speech color: In shades of pale green and dark purple.

A talking bean who was brought to life when Turquoise planted a smaller magic bean he purchased in Magic City. Maldoor was revived at the same time the Habitable Beanstalk Tower grew. He is known to have evil intentions and powerful magic, though neither of these qualities were shown before he was killed by Tyrule and Turquoise.

Age: 24.
Race: Human.
Sex: Male.
Occupation: Air Traffic Controller.
First appearance: #005 - Jacques
Speech color: In shades of red and gold.

The brother of Teko. He's still pretty fresh at the moment.

Age: 20.
Race: Human.
Sex: Male.
Occupation: Student.
First appearance: Holiday #01 - Halloween Party Horror
Speech color: In shades of dark teal and orange.

Apparently a friend of Tyrule's. Is good at being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Age: Undead.
Race: ZOMBIE BEAR.
Sex: Undetermined. Probably doesn't matter.
Occupation: Hungry marauders.
First appearance: Holiday #01 - Halloween Party Horror
Speech color: In shades of black and dull green.

These usually appear in hordes at night on Terram. They crave flesh, valuable objects, and convert the living to undead status. This conversion, however, does not pass on the amazing bear strength the Zombie Bears possess. Instead, it just kills people.

Age: 22.
Race: Human.
Sex: Male.
Occupation: Jerk.
First appearance: #011 - Ralphie Disco
Speech color: In shades of blue and orange.

Turquoise's cousin from his mother's side. Ralphie is known for being a bully to his cousin Turq, but also a fun-loving friend who loves to party and take jokes to the extreme. He favors the color orange, heavy metal music, parties, making a mess, fighting, martial arts movies, destruction, and baking.

Age: 20-something.
Race: Human.
Sex: Male.
Occupation: Cave stuff.
First appearance: Holiday #02 - The First Thanksgiving
Speech color: In shades of red-orange and brown.

Wayn is a cave person from the time period where Humans and Bears first met. He looks nearly identical to Turquoise by shape, so he is probably an ascendant of his. Also like Turquoise, Wayn enjoys being outside and adventuring.

The cave people are Wayn's tribe and family. This includes: Rulp (an ascendant of Ralphie's), Ifra (literally the only female), and Laymo (an obvious ascendant of Tyrule's).

Age: Old timey.
Race: Brown Western Top-hat bear.
Sex: Male.
Occupation: Taking things from others.
First appearance: Holiday #02 - The First Thanksgiving
Speech color: In shades of black and tan.

They are the first bears to invade the land of Humans. Naturally, they are jerks. Seeing the humans as naive pushovers, it was pretty easy for them to dominate and conquer the lands.

Age: 3.
Race: Turkey.
Sex: Male.
Occupation: Annoyance.
First appearance: Holiday #03 - Tyrule and The Turkey
Speech color: In shades of dark brown and orange.

Originally captured by Turquoise to be a Christmas dinner. He is known to be very annoying and tiring. Anyone who spends time around him has a bad experience.

Age: 15 (Adult age).
Race: Brown Bear.
Sex: Male.
Occupation: Local hero.
First appearance: Holiday #04 - The Wrong Party
Speech color: In shades of light brown and dark blue.

A friend of The Bear. Good spends his time being kind and giving to all. Because of this, most beings see him as a saint and a lionheart.

Age: 96.
Race: Grey Bear.
Sex: Male.
Occupation: Retired.
First appearance: Holiday #04 - The Wrong Party
Speech color: In shades of grey.

Another friend of The Bear. Not much is known of him, as he always falls asleep before he can explain. He often claims he's 'seen things'.

Age: 7000.
Race: Bear God.
Sex: Male (if desired).
Occupation: God.
First appearance: Holiday #04 - The Wrong Party
Speech color: In shades of sky blue and cloud white.

The majestic Skybear is the all powerful god of the planet Terram. He created the bears in his own image.

Age: 17 (Adult age).
Race: Pink Brown Bear.
Sex: Male.
Occupation: Piñata distributor.
First appearance: Holiday #04 - The Wrong Party
Speech color: In shades of pink.

At first glance, it is obvious that this bear has his life together. Good for him!

Age: 13 (Adult age).
Race: Bengal Tiger.
Sex: Male.
Occupation: Ruthless Stealth Assassin.
First appearance: #020 - Prank Warz!: Tiger

Speech color: Similar to The Bear, Tiger does not utilize speech boxes either. Instead, mostly everything he says is just plain orange.

Tiger is another animal in Terram Ursi that does whatever he wants. More importantly, he is a Ruthless Stealth Assassin and has a Death Gaze ability.

Age: 15 (Adult age).
Race: Komodo Dragon.
Sex: Male.
Occupation: Hitman.
First appearance: #025 - Prank Warz!: Komodo D.
Speech color: In shades of green and black.

Komodo D. (aka, Komo) is a local tough guy who works for various bears and animals from The Outside. He is commonly either a body guard or a hitman. Despite his occupation, he is a kind person, even though he is a dragon and could kill anyone if he desired.

Age: Beyond 90.
Race: Human.
Sex: Male.
Occupation: Retired.
First appearance: #028 - Old Man
Speech color: In shades of grey and green.

An Old Man with conspiracy beliefs. He seems to be insane (then again, who isn't?) and also responds late to questions or blurts out responses from questions earlier in the day. No one knows where he came from. And no one knows how to make him leave. He currently resides at The Teal-Walled House.

Age: 25.
Race: Human.
Sex: Male.
Occupation: Comic artist.
First appearance: #031 - Author
Speech color: In shades of black and amber.

The creator of Warz & Battlez whom also lives inside the same universe as his characters. He shows up only when he feels like it, and has the ability to drastically change art in a panel, as well as control the minds of other characters. His godly powers reign supreme over all - including Skybear.

Age: 31.
Race: Deinonychus antirrhopus.
Sex: They're all born female, but "life finds a way."
Occupation: Demolition work.
First appearance: #032 - Prank Warz!: Velociraptors
Speech color: They don't speak.

The Velociraptors were originally hired by Ralphie to kill Turquoise, Tyrule, The Bear, and Old Man as a simple prank. There was much bloodshed.

Age: 400.
Race: Ghost.
Sex: Not available.
Occupation: Scaring people.
First appearance: #035 - Prank Warz!: Poltergeist
Speech color: Can't speak, but is pretty good at changing the color of the environment for that extra spooky effect.

A ghost that doesn't actually live in Ralphie's TV. This was a one time thing. He may never make an appearance again.

Age: 9001.
Race: Imaginary Dragon.
Sex: Male.
Occupation: Dream Occupant.
First appearance: #043 - Prank Warz!: Cosmic Dragon
Speech color: Not everything in this comic has a voice, you know...

Another character you may never see again. How does that make you feel, reader?

Age: 10 (Adult age).
Race: Three-toed Sloth.
Sex: Male.
Occupation: Slowness.
First appearance: #047 - Lyle Richardson
Speech color: I guess I've never heard a sloth speak either.

Turquoise's pet sloth, which is probably dead. He once had a meidum-sized internet fanbase. This specific sloth might make a cameo somewhere else. Maybe in hell.

Age: Sell by 2017.
Race: Pasta.
Sex: Cardboard.
Occupation: Villain.
First appearance: #049 - Cheap Pasta (mentioned), #050 - Cheap Pasta, Part 2 (appeared)
Speech color: In shades of black and red. Just like a villain.

A box of pasta, purchased by Turquoise. He's evil. And not many are a fan of him. Anyone who supports this cheap box of pasta is supporting evil. Good thing he's dead. And I highly doubt he'll ever come back from the grave for revenge! I'm 99.9% sure he's gone for good. I mean it. This pasta is no more, so it seems. I'm almost willing to admit he might never return possibly, though I could be mistaken, but I'm likely not.

Age: 12 (Adult age).
Race: Black Bear.
Sex: Male.
Occupation: Chaos.
First appearance: #060 - Black Bear
Speech color: In shades of black and light grey, biotch.

Well, the thing about Black Bear is that he's a jerk. He feeds off of chaos. His sexuality is unknown, but is also chaotic. Everything he does is insulting and destructive, but more peculiar and insane than the usual character from Warz & Battlez. Worst of all, he is The Bear's cousin, so all of us must tolerate him, since The Bear is a main character. This also makes Black a main character too, unfortunately. This character is sinking his claws in deep and trying to drag this comic into oblivion.